Never forget the REAL skeleton war
Birb wakes up on wrong side of nest and is grump
GIVET THE REST SMALL TEENAGE WITH THE ROCK MUSIC! HARRAP!
logging on to tumblr on november 1st
Step 12: Place uncovered bowl of kittens in a warm place until they rise, about 30 min.
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
How the hell would you even get in that situation
Me: better check tumblr
Me: reads my own blog
Me: Looks good!
i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic
steal his look: back at it again at krispy kreme guy
gucci hooded sweatshirt ($1,058.02)
paul smith jeans elbow contrast knit sweater ($265.27)
msgm tailored wool sweatpants ($449.55)
giuseppe zanotti design zipped hi top sneaker ($665.50)
krispy kreme paper hat ($2.99)
the noises i made were not human
daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love
wtf why don’t floating skulls come to my feeders?? am I using the wrong blend of seeds? what mix am I supposed to use to get floating skulls?
the scalene triangle
reblog if u a tru 2012 kid
they are forgetting